EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED

"- Why do relationships always start off so fun and then

turn into suck-a-bag-of-dicks?

- You really have to stop buying into this

bullshit Hollywood cliche of true love.

- Shut up, Katherine Heigl! YOU STUPID LIER!

- I'm just gonna work and fuck. Like George Clooney.

- I'm just gonna shut myself down emotionally. Like George Clooney."

I couldn't help but wonder, si todo el tiempo y energía que le dedico a las relaciones se lo dedicara a los negocios, sería ridiculamente millonaria en muy poco tiempo.